Status Quo Sunday Goes Into Relapse

Yup, another "Not Sunday" update :(

Anyway, this week is all about PODCAST RECAPS!!!

Last week gave us Episode 73: What Does The Owen Say?

-This is NOT the first time I freestyled Rapped on the show. I opened Episode 4 by dropping some fresh rhymes.

-This commercial played all the time when Angsty White Boy Music was making a comeback in 2004:


OH WAIT I ALREADY COVERED IT?

And on Thursday me and Owen did a special episode of Heel Turn in preparation for NXTArrival, the live event for the WWE's developmental league. The entire podcast was broadcast from my car as we drove down

As of this typing, it is not up yet, but here are some highlights:
 -A history lesson from our Heir Commandant The Ozone regarding the Smackdown vs. Raw and ECW Brand Wars.

-I do a pitch perfect Paul Heyman impression and then almost kill us.

-Lots of musing about how awesome the Back To The Future Trilogy was.

The show took place at Full Sail University in Orlando, which sucked driving the 2 hours, but it was worth it for a couple hours of solid wrestling.

-Main highlight for me, was obviously the curtain jerker, Sami Zayn vs. my main man, Antonio Cesaro, seen here during his indie days (with Daniel Bryan and Luke Harper):


-Also a good match was for the Women's Championship between Emma and Paige. It was an absolutely awesome altercation between two brutal wrestlers that showed off their skills in a match for the Female Grapple Sports championship belt that looks dignified instead of the sparkly piece of crap they give the Divas on the main roster.

-Since this the Tuesday after RAW, I got to see Emma being an actual wrestler and a goofy dumbass. It's like comparing Joe Kelly Deadpool to Daniel Way Deadpool.

-Bo Dallas has a very punchable face.

-This Tag Team, The Ascension with all it's dark imagery and stuff fought Too Cool (a late 90's/Attitude Era Tag Team), a.k.a. What Doofy White Guys Think Of This Hippity Hop stuff. Did the NXT Team beat out the old school Old Schoolers? YA!

-Seriously Bo Dallas looks like one of the Power Rangers from one of the seasons nobody gave a crap about.

-He's Bray Wyatt's (Wyndham Rotunda) brother, they are both the sons of I.R.S. Professional Wrestling can be a weird and incestuous thing sometimes.

NEW SONG NEXT WEEK.