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Thursday, July 16, 2015

Echo Chamber Recap Episode 133

BASTARD/WEBSTER 2016!

-Or, more accurately 2024. Since we'll both be over 35 by then.

Our platforms include:
-The official religion of the country is Bad Religion
-Our secretary of state will be Jello Biafra
-The entire band Train will be put to death by being thrown at Rush Limbaugh, rigged with explosives
-We're entitled to free MTG drafts whenever we please.

-Flappy Bird and Fruit Ninja are legit arcade machines. Just thought you'd like to know that.

Not entirely unheard of, but these machines would be better suited along with airports or restaurants or other places, since arcades are becoming less and less of a thing. Like, "I COULD play this on my phone, but I CAN ALSO WIN TICKETS TO GET AN IPOD SHUFFLE FUCK YEAH!"

-And now to disappoint you all, Markiplier plays the saddest Flappy Bird clone, Flappy Fedora:


-Madden: The Gathering, huh? Me and Anime Cow came up with an anime version of MtG, so let's see what we can dredge up:
Gideon would the star quarterback, obviously, since he's always the center of attention and creatures are always trying to attack him.
Ajani used to be a superstar quarterback back in the day and is now the kindly coach that gives the little guy
Jace would be John Madden. I can see Jace stating the obvious like "now the player is carrying the ball", "if they score more points then the other team, they can win" and everyone eats it up and sees it as gripping commentary.
Garruk- linebacker. FUCKING LOOK AT THAT GUY
Tibalt is the guy who made a good play back in High School and has been bragging about it ever since. Think Al Bundy from Married with Children except he didn't score 4 touchdowns, he just got in the way of the defender who was chasing the guy who scored the game winning touchdown.

"Hey Rhythm Bastard, why didn't you do any of the female Magic characters?

WOMEN? IN SPORTS?




BUT.... MY BIOTRUTHS!!!
-For those curious, I picked white, and went 1-2 and then dropped, because it was 4 in the morning.

-Danger 5 will only have 2 seasons, unfortunately. In the end, though, can you really blame them? I can respect that, not doing anymore when you're out of ideas, or can't find a new place to take the series.
Though David Ashby, the series creator and actor behind Jackson, looks a lot like my friend David.



David Ashby

David K. Ginn
-STARSLIP CRISIS by Kris Straub of Chainsawsuit fame.
 
-Creed's Trailer, looking pretty good.

But yeah, keep bitching about your Christian Rock Band.
AND THEY SAY THAT A HEROO CAN SAVE US....
That was them, right?

-Dave Grohl should be an inspiration for us all. He has persevered through this broken leg, he has persevered through the death of Kurt Cobain, he has told us to make music for ourselves and that it's OK to like Ke$ha.
Dave Grohl, you won the 90's. Thank you.

I'M GONNA DO IT! I WILL GO OUT AND MAKE MUSIC TO THE EXTREME, THANK YOU FATHER!!!

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