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RHYTHM BASTARD WILL HAVE HOOKERS GIVE AWAY FREE OREOS
by Cranson Bashcraft
According to his twitter page, the Rhythm Bastard had released some details as to his upcoming announcement. Luckily, we're here to tell you what it means!
OK, r0x0r your b0x0rs. Who roxors boxors? Hookers, otherwise the only women who will sleep with me, because Julie that girl at the video game store, never goes out with me. I think she put me on her Friends Ladder. Baka Gaijin.
Anyway, then he puts the four zeroes as 0s. 0000. What does that mean? Well, there are two 0s at the beginning and end of the word. So since he doesn't have anything to do with Ohio, clearly it means Oreos. Like the kind I OM NOM NOMed a sleeve of.
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Clearly that bullet proof logic means that I will have hookers give away oreos. It's like Edward R. Murrow and Jon Stewart had a baby.
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