Sunday, July 6, 2014

Status Quo Sunday Tips 4 U

First, Rhythm Bastard News:

Anime Festival Orlando is shaping up to be pretty sweet. Guests include Goku and King Kai, Dean Venture and two poeple named Leonardo, Sailor Moon, Sailor Mars, and the second most working voice actress behind Jennifer Hale. Ryoku Matoi (Kill La Kill)'s English voice was announced today, but there's no link on the site up.

Now, as some of you may know, the 2015 Core Set for Magic The Gatheirng pre-release is this weekend. As some of you may also know, I spend my card money on stupid wizard poker play MtG as well. I'm finishing up a song related to that, and will try to release it in time for the events.

Also, expect me to piss away my time on Duels Of The Planeswalkers 2015 instead of working on my goddamn album.

So, while we all had a lot of fun celebrating freedom this past 4th of July, turns out the Supreme Court was all like "Fuck that noise". As a white male, I have absolutely nothing to worry about, but some more savvy readers will take umbrage to the fact they decided to:
-Allow companies to opt out of the ACA contraceptive mandate because it's "against their beliefs", effectively putting the will of a corporation, a faceless entity made for the sole purpose of profit.
-Neuter unions as people who don't pay dues can enjoy the same benefits
-Remove buffer zones from around abortion clinics, because anti-choice advocates, despite the "pro-life" nomeclature, bomb abortion clinics and harass women making their own decisions. Therefore they can be trusted.

Without further ado, here's some tips for living in this bold new future:
-Ladies, if you want to be treated like people, instead of taking your spouse's last name or hyphenating it, consider changing it to LLC, or INC. Maybe Corporation if you can afford the paperwork. Congratulations! You're now considered a person!

-Have fun with it! Everything is legal so long as you say it's against your "religious beliefs". I for one, plan to lay waste to millions in the name of my invisible sky man, Mogis, The God Of Slaughter!
-If for some reason you want to actually do anything about it, see how YOU can register how to vote in your hometown. 

See you next week, and see you at Anime Festival Orlando.

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