Tuesday, September 8, 2015

Echo Chamber Post Game Episode 138


But Hurricane Erica was a Tropical Storm then fizzled out.

-HOW DARE YOU! How dare you not cater to my tastes exactly?

HOW DARE YOU acknowledge other people in the world?

HOW DARE YOU HAMDIX for not making the soundtrack be exclusively Avenged Sevenfold and Dragonforce? What's with all this obscure hipster bullshit like "The Who" and "Elvis Presley"?

HOW DARE YOU call me a faggot online! I'm not gay, I fucked your mom! You're the faggot!

HOW DARE YOU say "Black Lives Matter"! I'm not black, arer you saying my life doesn't matter even though white people are treated with way more respect in diginity in similar situations?

HOW DARE YOU cut in front of me in line you old hag? You're like 90, you can fucking wait like 20 minutes for me to argue with the cashier over a coupon.

-Mystakin's back, so cast your Five Cost Starving Buzzard and get ready to speedrun through this podcast with your backup strats.

-Rock Band "themes"-
"Really Hard Southern Rock Song"
RB1- "Green Grass and High Tides" by The Outlawas
RB2- "Bohdisvatta" by Steely Dan
RB3- "Free Bird" by Lynard Skynard

"Song By The Who"
RB1- "Won't Get Fooled Again"
RB2- "Pinball Wizard"
RB3- "I Can See For Miles"
RB4- "The Seeker"

"Mega Dumb 80's Hair Metal Song That Gets Picked All The Time"
RB1- "Wanted Dead Or Alive" by Bon Jovi
RB2- "Eye Of The Tiger" by Survivor
RB3- "Here I Go Again" by Whitesnake
RB4- "Panama" by Van Halen

"Throw The Last Song We Head On The Radio On To This"
RB1- "Dani California" by THe Red Hot Chili Peppers
RB2- "That's What You Get" by Paramore
RB3- "Rehab" by Amy Winehouse
RB4- "Uptown Funk" by Bruno Mars

"Throw That Indie Song From That Car Commercial On To This"
RB1- "Reptilia" by The Strokes
RB2- "Float On" by Modest Mouse
RB3- "Lasso" by Phoenix
RB4- "Arabella" by The Arctic Monkeys

Song by Avenged Sevenfold
RB1- "Enter Sandman" by Metallica
RB2- "Almost Easy"
RB3- "The Beast and The Harlot"
RB4- "Hail To The King"

Song by The Foo Fighters-
RB1- "Learn To Fly"
RB2- "Everlong"
RB4- "Feast And The Famine"

Dumb 90's Song-
RB1- "Sabotage" by The Beastie Boys
RB2- "My Own Worst Enemy" by Lit
RB3- "Walking On The Sun" by Smash Mouth
RB4- "What's Up" by 4 Non Blondes

-Shovel Knight Amiibo!

AS OF RIGHT NOW, it seems like a neat little unlocking thing, but is seems to set up a bad precendent, especially with the Amiibo scarcity. But I can see them doing somethng where you can buy the related DLC for the same price since it unlocks stuff among different games/systems.

-Super Mario Maker/Kaizo Mario is what happens when a Game Designer actively hates you and wants to hide in the bushes while you play and giggle at your failure. Most game deves passively hate you where it's like "Eh, we could fix this, but nah"
Kaizo Mario is a 72 oz, Steak Challenge of a game, only two minutes in you realize you suck at eating.
Kaizo Mario is the "let's make smaller paddles!" bit from That 70's Show.

-The Consuming Shadow, while not game of the year material is still a refreshing game, in that it goes hard on one thing (puzzle solving/logic puzzle) while being part of another (survival horror).

You can download it here.

What TCS reminded me the most of was this logic puzzle:

Albert Einstein once posed a brain teaser that he predicted only 2% of the worlds population would be able to solve.
1. There are 5 houses in 5 different colours.
2. In each house lives a person with a different nationality.
3. These 5 owners drink a certain beverage, smoke a certain brand of cigarette and keep a certain pet.
4. No owners have the same pet, brand of cigaratte, or drink.
1. The Brit lives in a red house
2. The Swede keeps a dog
3. The Dane drinks tea
4. The green house is on the left of the white house.
5. The green house owner drinks coffee.
6. The person who smokes Pall Mall keeps birds.
7. The owner of the yellow house smokes Dunhill.
8. The man living in the house right in the center drinks milk
9. The Norwegian lives in the first house.
10. The man who smokes Blend lives next to the one who keeps cats
11. The man who keeps horses lives next to the man who smokes Dunhill
12. The owner who smokes Camel drinks beer
13. The German smokes Marlborough.
14. The Norwegian lives next to the blue house
15. The man who smokes Blend has a neighbour who drinks water.
The question is, who keeps the fish?
See if you can answer it in the comments!

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