Axe Cop: The Song you CAN listen to on top there, but I doubt MC Chris will be returning any of my e-mails.
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AXE COP AND MC CHRIS COMING TO ROCK BAND?
by Ben-Gaku Paddon-San
Recently, Rhythm Bastard tweeted on Twitter:
@_mcChris and @AXE_COP in #RockBand? Hmmm...
April 1st, 2011. 3:02 AM
Being that it is April 1st we were a little wary, but being that we're game journalists, that means it is absolutely true. Just take a look at the exceptional journalism at the political blog on our network, America USA Freedom Blog, with it's landmark piece "Is MC Chris A Communist Wizard?" by James O' Toole.
The Rhythm Bastard is authoring an MC Chris 3-pack of video game referencing songs (because we are a game journalism blog), including "FTW", "Nrrd Grrl" and "Japanese Maid", the latter of the three being video game related because it is about glorious Nippon.
This speculation absolutely has to be true, because he currently has Akira The Don and MC Lars ("Steven Wells (He Was The Greatest)" coming soon) in the Rock Band Network, who are also accompanying Chris on the Melanin Challenged Tour this May. Therefore, everything has to be taken to the most extreme conclusion.
After all, the title is a question so we're not really misleading people.
Josh Eppard, a.k.a. Weerd Science, is technically already in Rock Band, as the drummer for popular New Prog outfit The New Pornographers, but his music sounds like man exorcising his frustrations and past demons through razor sharp raps, and the guitar charts for those wouldn't even break devil tier.
However, most surprisingest is the "Axe Cop" announcement. Now, even though the Rhythm Bastard has a song about Axe Cop, the fact that only the one song is a little suspect. THat can only mean:
THE AXE COP CONCEPT ALBUM IS COMING TO THE ROCK BAND NETWORK!!!
All 15 songs from this album that may or may not exist will be playable:
"Axe Cop: The Song"
"CHOP!"
"Chicken Chicken Chicken Little"
"Ring of Axe fire"
"La la la goo!"
"hungry like a hungry vampire wolfer"
"the smart smart smart"
"I Wanted To Love You But Your A Dumb Girl So I Hit You With My Axe"
"Transcendental Chemistry Part 1: The Transcendentaling"
"Transcendental Chemistry Part 2: Soul of the Tomb Of The Mummy King"
"Transcendental Chemistry Part 3: Gay Bar (Electric Six cover)"
"Transcendental Chemistry Part 4A: M"
"Transcendental Chemistry Part 4B: DSDljksdf"
"Shake What Your Baby Gave Ya!"
"GHOOOOOST SOOOOOONG!!! (with the secret bonus track "Saturday" featuring Rebecca Black)"
Lots of stiff competition in the RBN, especially considering OzoneEntertainment's Crush 40 songs also coming to the Network.
We contacted the Rhythm Bastard for a response, and it is as follows:
"Fuck you"
More to come, like what I do into my Authentic Japanese Buku No- Den Bawashi Love Pillow.
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WHY WOULD HE MENTION THAT?
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